K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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