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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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