But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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