I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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