Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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