thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Congratulations! We have a period
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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