This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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