Hey man sorry I got all grabby
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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