You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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