It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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