So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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