Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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