In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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