He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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