yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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