Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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