She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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