I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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