My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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