Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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