looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
i think i just lost a toe
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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