At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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