i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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