I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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