help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
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