Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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