Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i out mim tonsoeep
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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