More tranny stories later!
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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