I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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