Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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