Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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