She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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