have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Randomize
