Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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