Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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