what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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