"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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