Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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