i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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