hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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