i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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