no, he came in my armpit
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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