Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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