Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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