is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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