STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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