"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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