she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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