Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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