I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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