apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
