"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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